Scottish "walk"

A "walk" usually starts with a little driving. To the Highlands.

Then you freeze.

Then you drink beer.

Then you pick a high valley and hike, I mean walk.

Until you hit snow...then you turn around and go back to the pub.

Wait, no. You keep going. A little gale force breeze, some shin deep snow, freezing temperatures, ice coated rocks, rime on your legs. No biggie. You climb(I mean walk) to the summit (in sneakers), just like your hardy ancestors.

Then....you go back to the pub! (if you make it down alive)